@megamanx181x, *pulls blankets over lap*
DAD, CAN'T YOU KNOCK??!!!
@ TouchMyCatEars, sorry son!
@megamanx181x, Join me, daddy..
@ TouchMyCatEars, what?!?!?
@megamanx181x, help me daddy I'm stuck in the dryer!
(I like to mix it up 😉)
The accident was 12 years ago.
TV in son’s room “Are you ready?”
Son “I’m done.”
If not tell him you’ll fvck his mom
Who else reads “are you winning, son?” memes in PewDiePie’s voice?