Off brand Woody
@that nice girl, my penis is insulted
@that nice girl, i bought one of those once and it gave me a yeast infection
It's not the serpent we want... it's the serpent she needs!
"You are an action figure!"
That's Tim Allan.
I'm not sure this applies to the quote ...
Andy would throw that thing against the wall
My snake can take residence up your boot.
Would thou be so kind as to tame it?