I uploaded this a while ago... but it wasn't uploaded. I'm assuming because it's funnier when written out on a floor mat .
@Tyler643, I'm 90% That Stuckpixel has multiple staff approving pictures. They probably have different senses of humor, so the one that rejected your upload didn't find it as funny as the one who approved this one. I guess all we can do is find the person who denied your upload and hit him in the face with a chair. :)
@angrynarwhals, okay! I'm not that great at assembling teams though so this may take a while. Also, I can barely lift a chair.
@angrynarwhals, I have assumed this many times. I'm glad that someone else has put it in words.
@angrynarwhals, jeez. I'm still trying to convince my dad to let me stay up a little later to do this thing..
@Tyler643, already called Chuck Norris, Rocky, and Bruce Lee. They are currently fashioning a chair made of nokia phones.
@CriTiKa1, He isn't dead. He lives on in my heart.
@angrynarwhals, You can speak to the dead?
I'll take 20
@Raaach, I'll take 50
@Super GingerBoy, I'll take 100
@Pythus, the highest bid is at 100! Will anyone go higher?
@Super GingerBoy, I say 1,000,000 *zoideberg away (V)(;,,;)(V)
@imtheone10, I'll take 1,013,900!!!
Whoops guess who's high again?
You could just say "i want to hit you: n the face with a chair."
@stigmaoftherose, but there is no emotion or personal meaning or uniqueness