I work at a preschool, so I can fart as often as I want and blame it on the children. They don't have the communication skills to call me on it
Our shop is next door to a taco place and everytime our night manager walks in the door he says, "Oh God, why does it smell like farts in here?"
You know why, Matt. You know.
@onetoendall, as a "maintence" man I can confirm this is how people spell it...
@ExplosiveLlama, That makes me altogether sad and angry.
@onetoendall, I don't spell it that way personally but other do :'(
Sounds like a win to me!
Let them come
Haven't had this happen to me, but I've laid some good ones that remind me of sewage.