There's got to be a reasonable explanation here. Maybe he was stuck on a Candy Crush level and she's really good at it, so he was pulling it up so she could beat it for him
@I shjt you not, I think he wanted her to beat something for him regardless of candy crush.
@I shjt you not, I think what happened was they just got back from being naked and on top of each other in the restroom, and now they are exchanging numbers so they can do it on a regular basis.
@Tall Fly Guy, of course
@I shjt you not, beat that dyck
@I shjt you not, I think we can reduce that to just "she could beat it for him"
@I shjt you not, "HE WAS PULLING IT UP SO SHE COULD BEAT IT FOR HIM"
@I shjt you not, *peters voice* that means two things.
@Tall Fly Guy, what? Nooooo that couldn't be possible.
@Xanyok, *insert winky face*
Yeah, like why the hell he likes soccer
Crap. I meant to place "just kidding" at the end of my last comment... It's going to get downvoted into oblivion now
@My Little Porno, I like it more the way it is
@My Little Porno, I knew I hadn't seen this name around recently. Now I know why :)
The "hahaha!" ruined it
This isnt funny. This sounds like some dumb facebook post.
20 June 2014 #20June2014
All jokes aside, Uruguay's second goal was amazingly perfect. I might be biased though considering the fact that I moved from the US to Uruguay...
He's clearly saying "and here's a pic of my lovely family! "