Slow down! If I wanna get there, I want to get there in one piece!!
@MidshipmanEasy, *every wife ever*
That looks like a gripping ride
Perhaps it's only because it's 4 in the morning and my girlfriend and I just finished a bout of phone sex, but I saw it move and my first thought was "giant dildo".
@Peachy Freaking Keen, well. Your not wrong.
@Peachy Freaking Keen, if you're brave enough 😏
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*takes deep breath*-HOOOOOOOOOO!
but.. but... why?
I want this because of reasons
That thing is terrifying.
This is the type of ride my adult girlfriend would recommend
We get it. You've got a big dickk. Geez!!!