Hobby Lobby was the child in the middle of their divorce
@TriangleTesticles, the one who married a chick named Fila who makes him go to church every Sunday with her.
There was a fast casual Mexican restaurant that the couple that owned it got divorced and they split it down the middle and then changed the name of half the restaurants but kept the same menu.
I've never heard of JoAnn fabric and crafts, so I think we know who won.
Joann sells fabric, but Michaels sells eva foam. Alone, they are weak- but together, they have the materials to make a sick cosplay.