"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?"
@Mattizzle9, In this frying time*
@Scott Sterling, I'm going to turn this frying pan into a drying pan
@Scott Sterling, knee=slapped
@Mattizzle9, only if you have a backup egg.
I eat two hard boiled eggs in my car on the way to work every morning, so this actually works for me! Well kinda...
I prefer the good old 'watch, wallet, cock, socks' checklist
@funnyfunnymofo, I remember it as drop your cocks and grab your socks.
@Cobaltqube, spectacle, testicles, wallet,watch
Shoot, no my keyboard has no double u key
Need those fertilized?
@Lastmanonearth, fried or fertilized