Alan Rickman in Die Hard gets my bean hard
@ TouchMyCatEars, So your clitoris gets erect by Alan? Back when he was 40? This is odd... that is too young for your taste lmao
@ TouchMyCatEars, wow, you truly are a woman of culture. Let me guess you would love it he held you by the neck and demands “now tell me where are my detonators?!?!?”
@ TouchMyCatEars, definitely Gillian Anderson in the 90's, or now, I really dgaf. I've had a crush on her since I was old enough to figure out how to wank it
@ TouchMyCatEars, question; who doesn't?
@ TouchMyCatEars, Always
@megamanx181x, *rips off shirt, exposing perky C cups*
These will make you blow, big boy
@A Deformed Penis, truly a Christmas miracle
@ TouchMyCatEars, I prefer my Rickman to be Sir Alexander Dane from Galaxy Quest. By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.
@seeUpee, but I was 3 when that movie came out!
@megamanx181x, yes with that sexy accent of his. Then I'd tell him that he's going to have to shoot me. In the mouth. With his load. Then I'd give him the detonators.
@Not him again, lol, just like Kate McKinnon!
@ TouchMyCatEars, not gonna lie I had to look that up, but yeah basically pretty much lol
@ TouchMyCatEars, ok this die hard porno is writing itself, quick we need a sexy pun title like.... “Cum Hard”
@megamanx181x, that's a good one. Or like Dive Hard, straight into her pussy.
@Not him again, I used to watch her on The Big Gay Sketch Show and that was part of her "when I knew I was gay" story. Cracked me up!
@ TouchMyCatEars, I'll have to watch that. Gillian Anderson was definitely my crush growing up, then britney spears, but later I literally dated a girl who looked like her (before she went nuts number 1) for 3 years and she was nuts too....I almost proposed to her
@Not him again, nuts is good for sex but not marriage. Bullet dodged, bro.
@ TouchMyCatEars, yeeeyup.
Eve in the Garden of Eden
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, you have to pick a real person not apologizing
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, Good choice 🍎
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, naw id choose lilith. Eve was a dumb cunt
Margot Robbie from this morning
Danny Devito for sure
Kate Beckinsale around the time of the first Underworld
Hayley Atwell, we all know why Steve Rodgers decided to stay in the 40's, when he was returning the Infinity Gems.
I tried to think of the most fvcked up answer I could muster.
I’m between Anne Frank and Jean-Benet Ramsey...
@A Deformed Penis, why not Helen Keller? She'll never see it coming.
@Inverted Scrotum, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Inverted Scrotum, Got'em!
Definitely this guys dead wife also
I can’t have sex with anime characters, NEXT
Don’t give this man the easy upvote, we don’t even know if his wife is dead! I demand to see the corpse!
2 kinds of people
Waiter, there’s some sad in my funny
Queen Nefertiti looks interesting
Anna Coleman Ladd. Just learned about her today, she made prosthetics for men whose faces were disfigured in WW1. Awesome thing to do, love to give her a good ol' fashion life-draining bean thrashing.
I'm not sure if there is a more fitting illustration, but this pretty well sums up the social aspect of the internet.
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