I think I have a drug dealers old number, named James apparently. At least once every week/two weeks I get a call asking for James and if I have any molly/Oxy/Percocet thus far. Everytime I tell them yes and to come on over and bring me my money. Then I block the number
@seeUpee, I’ve only had my number for a year now. Whoever had it before signed up to every single hookup service they could find. Real whores and obvious bots text me weekly. This person was male and bisexual. I had one dude text looking to hook up and long story short I made him buy mayonnaise, marshmallows and watermelon and be nakey and bent over in front of the front door before I would promise to come over... and then obviously I didn’t. It was a fun chat though.
@seeUpee, one days James is going to end up dead arriving at someone’s house
@seeUpee, just sell it to them. Why you gotta be so difficult?
This is way nicer then I would ever care to be