My whole life is a lie
I thought everyone knew his full name was Dashiell Robert Parr
@Chrch of Scientology, it’s not like his mother used his full name or anything
Dashiell? Man, doesn’t matter how fast he runs he ain’t escaping that one.
As a kid I always wondered why the Fvck his parents named him Dash
You've heard of Ratthew and Bicheal, next comes:
I thought Dash was short for Dashael