* dials 911*
Hello, I'd like to report a 14-23-14 in progress...
@That one lurker, you mean a 4-70-40?
@brenno263, no, we have a OwO in progress.
@That one lurker, *Donald splashing wildly to get away*
I'm not sure what he's going to do to that poor duck, but it probably rhymes with duck and involves a very sore assquack.
@The Poonisher, are you serious right now?
said Elmer Fudd
Ducks don’t have asses, they have a cloaca
@Langenator, they also have 12” corkscrew penises
@ImNotRacistBut, Barbed 12" corkscrew penises. Also, the vagina is corkscrewed as well.
@Gamasennin, ah yes, I forgot they’re barbed. I have no idea nor do I want to of how they procreate with such monstrous genitalia.
thats ducking disguting
If not, they get a free enema every time they enter the water. Or should that read he water enters them
Duck, duck, GOOSE!
Leave those ducks alone!!!