NO. It's a common misconception that sucking venom out helps; in fact, introducing saliva to the puncture wounds only increases the chance of infecting the tissue surrounding the bite.
@SCBeauty, So the proper way to treat it is to jizz on it? Gotcha
@TriangleTesticles, Kill the snake (for safety and identification), move victim to a safe area, call for medical assistance, remove restrictive shoes/clothing from bite site, keep the bite at or below heart level, and keep victim calm & still until help arrives. That is basic protocol.
@SCBeauty, that's not what my scout master said about his Gardner bite on his privates
@ZweihanderNLeaveHer, Did he tell you the same thing your Priest did?
@SCBeauty, you in med school?
@SCBeauty, oh snap
@SCBeauty, Dang. We all just got learned up in here.
@SCBeauty, Good grief your chill is non existent 12/10.
@SCBeauty, damn that's a lot to remember. I would just call 911 and pray for the best. That's all my brain can hold.
@SCBeauty, wouldn't getting rid of some if not most of the venom help more than slightly increasing the risk of infection. Especially if your gonna go to the hospital anyways where you can easily treat infection. I'd rather make it there alive
@Aku, Attempted oral aspiration removes very little, if any, toxin from tissue.
@SCBeauty, hey, look... these people just want to suck on some taints, alright? You don't need to rain on their parade.
@SCBeauty, I'm not scared of a little infection for a little action, regardless of circumstance. ;) So how bout it
As long as you say no homo
@Muffin Jizz, na bruh, if im about to do that you better be prepared to give a blowjob in return. However, you may spit instead of swallowing.
@Muffin Jizz, well the character is gay, sooooo
I mean if it's Archer, of course I would. Who wouldn't? Okay, Ray and Cyril. And Mallory. Archer would probably rather die than have her do it.
@A pet named Steve, LANAAAAAA!!!
No. Absolutely Not!
Uhhhhh... Busy fixing the Jeep.
C'mon Ray. You're gay. You know
you want to.
Go f yourself Archer.
@mas2de, hahaha perfect
@A pet named Steve, I know you are but what am I?
Wait. I'm not supposed to be sarcastically retorting. And aren't you supposed to be studying young lady? You march right out there and math that tests tail off so fast, it's head will spin like the hard drive disk that will hold your A+ score!
That is down right dicking with people.