Walk to the door naked and helicopter d*ck. If it scares away potential mates and children it will scare away anyone.
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, as an apache attack helicopter, I can say this works 60% of the time everytime
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, My dick is too small to helicopter.
@the Dank Secret, 60% of the time it works every time.
If any of my friends had a doorbell that took pictures of people on my front porch, I'd do this kind of stuff too.
Sometimes, ignorance is bliss
@Taquito Speedo, except that my Vivant app tells me too when my doorbell camera detects a visitor and yesterday it recorded a bird bombarding my door wreath trying to take the twigs and flowers on it
@RhettandLink, happy birthday ❤
@Taquito Speedo, you make me happy ❤
Hello nightshift my old friend....
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to speak about Lord and Savior, Dormammu?"
This reminds me of over attached girlfriend for some reason.
*sigh, my ex is back
I knew trump would be the president that legalizes the purge!
How many holes this thing have? And does it squeal?
That's why I only use barrier blind JHPs.
Don't djck with people in the middle of the night kids.
Not that scary...Looks like a drunk college girl with bad makeup...Or Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad 2016...
why does this look like huang zitao
Oh look, it's the reaper come to collect your soul!