Sending this to gf and now hopefully she wants to smash the moment she gets here...
@megamanx181x, make sure you whisper "noot noot" in her ear, it's a great turn on.
@PsychedelicCow, Whisper it while you nut nut
@megamanx181x, worked for me lol. Good luck friend
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