I agree, your life sucks: 149
You deserve it: 5829401
1. Treat every firearm as if it were loaded
2. Keep your finger off the trigger and on the trigger guard until ready to fire
3. DO NOT AIM AT ANYTHING YOU DO NOT INTEND TO DESTROY
4. Know your target and be sure of its background
@SimonPetrikov, The Gundamentals
@SimonPetrikov, kind of wish it would've been a real gun. That would've been hilarious
@SimonPetrikov, I've been a victim of someone not following gundamentals. Was shot with a paintball gun in the foot by a friendly standing next to me. Got me right in the toes and I had tennis shoes on. That sucked.
2 balls + 1 ball = no more balls.
Even the most basic firearm safety would have kept his nuts in the sack
Just the tip.
Trigger control = fail
You can practically hear the sound
When you know what will happen before his balls do.
So thats why its called a tipman.
I don't think that's what they mean by a brown spot in your pants.
Now what did we learn kids? Never put your finger on the trigger and don't play with guns
Tie him to that chair and give him 2 for flinching
Its enough, darwinism at work my friends!
If only it was a gun
@spiderrrman, technically it's a paintball GUN so...
@spiderrrman, besides, hopefully he can't reproduce after that
Ugh...always unload the gas chamber before fiddling...
At least his genes won't spread