I would like to say in my parties defense that only about half the fires were started by us
@Fightin First, the other half were still because of you though
@Donald Drumpf, yea but the cops cant prove it
@Fightin First, if your bard would've stopped singing about it, perhaps they wouldn't have gotten suspicious in the first place.
My favorite quote between two players from a session “I punch the wall” “I apologize to the wall for him punching it”
The more dysfunctional the more entertaining
KAZUMA KAZUMA! They said I flooded the streets and destroyed their town, now I have to pay for the damage, what should I do?!?
Had a friend who basically just screwed everything. Even the walls. But all I was was a bard who pretended to be a zombie and hit the other zombies with drums and flutes.
I just moved away from my party. Sometimes I stand on my widow's walk, the wind blowing through by hair and wonder if I'll ever see them again. A single tear rolls down my face.
My party is made of a living meme and his support squad. He’s not a meme because he does good either. He’s just... great at the role he’s chosen and bad at the rolling thing.
I am genuinely upset from how accurate this is.
My party may have killed a sentient Dire Wolf's family before checking if they were sentient and friendly.
I had my players explore a mine that was overrun with cultists, and they came across the corpses of two miners, one dwarven, one human. Immediately our Gunslinger demands to cut out and take his left shinbone. No rhyme or reason why.
I hang out with weird people.
@Lolsy, I was once in a group that stumbled into a large group of kobolds. After we killed them all, the Fighter went around and took all of their left hands. He never gave an explanation, and just had a bag of kobold hands for the rest of the campaign.
If I had to describe my D&D group with one word it would be ‘psychotic’. Or ‘MurderHobo’.
Doesn’t have to be humanoid
Not if you like... play it with a shred of settings-appropriate realism and the given rules of the game
Actual dnd: bisexual Marines