There is this one libertarian stuck in the middle of California. His only way to tell people he's stuck behind enemy lines is to send out woke fortune cookies. Just make this take place in world war two and you would have a fun spy thriller. Having a jew send out hidden messages to ALLY troops through pro nazi propaganda.
@That one lurker, I'm stealing this.
@PoliticalOtters, if you make a movie or a video, I would love to see it.
Honestly this is better than any fortune I've gotten in the past decade.
@ThePandaPool , right? Mine are always like, "you'll enjoy trying new things." wow thanks I never would've thought to try something new until you said so.
@ThePandaPool , we owe $137K this year. This cookie spoke to me. Fùck tax brackets.
@KittyVonClaude, must be nice to be rich...
@KittyVonClaude, how much did you get to keep?
@A Math Dealer, my last fortune literally just said "Now's a good time to be alone"
@ThePandaPool , my favorite that I’ve ever gotten said “this cookie is sleeping, come back later”
@A Math Dealer, Kakaku
For doing fine*
@A pet named Steve, I am legitimately upset that this comment didn’t get more traction.
Hey I asked for a fortune not the depressing truth
Taxes are theft
*throws plate of Chinese food across the room*
There was a time I owed the IRS over $130,000 in back taxes, penalties, and interest. I’m happy to say that although it was a long, arduous, sometimes with no electricity and water for 2 weeks journey, I have resolved that debt with the IRS recently.
Well, fine then.
Well fine then.
I got one once that just said "get the red car."
What if you are doing fine?
This is no fortune
So the logic would follow that "A fine is a fine for doing well for doing wrong" ?
Then what is a carbon tax?
@PoliticalOtters, basically, if you were a plant, you would be taxed for photosynthesis.
@butthole glitter, its a tax for polluting the environment.
@Implicit88, no, way. Holy crap, that's crazy.
@butthole glitter, yeah, you get a carbon tags if you own a car and pay your tags every year. Unfortunately oil companies and other companies with large emissions dont need to do the same
@Implicit88, rolls eyes. I know man lol
@PoliticalOtters, idiotic. It’s idiotic