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@Sambob, WHERE'S MY GUN!
@Sambob, wow. This really just feels too real. Honestly
@Sambob, upvote this into the stratosphere, it is about as real as it gets
@Sambob, write a short story about this, it's gold
@Sambob, I could hear the robotic female voice as I read it
@Sambob, It took me 4 tries to read this entire comment and reply because the spam ads keep opening my fvcking internet to show me their garbage spam. Well worth the effort though.
@Sambob, imagine what would happen if he asked how the 3 seashells work!
Always and forever.
Is net neutrality in existence?
@Nudity Industries, search p0rnhub
Do they still have google?
*please insert 1 bitcoins to pay for service*
Is “Ow my balls on?”
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WAS Bruno Mars Is Gay?
What’s so gay about sex with another man?
How to buy bitcoin
How many pokemon are there now?
“How long til the end of the world?”