I had a rooster jump into the air to try to take down a hawk that was harassing his girls. Was very proud of him that day. The next day he attacked my feet and I booted him, it was less proud.
@CKMe, So for future reference, how hard can I kick a rooster if it does that? Can I go full field goal and let loose or will it die so I have to hold back?
I’m not a farmer but every experience I’ve had with a rooster has been them being a cocky asshole (pun intended) and picking a fight with me even though I’m like 70 times its weight
Me and my gf tried to rehab a rooster, even made him a custom wheelchair. Sadly I had to un-alive him.
@M1K3L4W, un-alive him. I need to use this.
Huh, I tried it and it works, neat.
Rooster suck, source. I was a farm hand in high school on an organic farm. They are assholes, plain and simple.
@fuddruckers, it depends. I've met asshole roosters, and I've met roosters so chill you could put a leash on them and take them for a walk.
@Ajunta Pall, I suppose that could be true. I've never met a good one but that doesn't mean there are not any decent ones.
One summer I tried to get a rooster drunk so he would stop his infernal crowing at three in the afternoon. I thought it would be a good idea to soak bread pieces in schnapps and feed them to him. Surprisingly, whenever I threw the bread in front of him, he always let the hens have first crack at the food. And there was one hen that was particularly fast, and therefore soo wasted. She would crawl into and lie with her head in the shade, even when I tried to see if she was still alive by tugging on her feet. She couldn’t even raise her head very far. I hope the farmer we were staying with didn’t notice.
No. But whoever did write it has absolutely fvcked a rooster. Did you know they die after sex?
No just a rooster Furrie.