You would enter the Costco, the lights flicker. You look around you as you wander through this long ago abandoned relic. Movement in the corner of you eye confirms your suspicion you are not alone in this place. You have heard the stories of the ones who came here in the beginning but you refused to believe them, the idea is just to fantastic. As you shine the light of your bargain brand torch that seem to come in packs of 20 you see them, the lost people of the Cost-co tribe. As they crowd around you you get nervous, what do they want, WHAT DO THEY WANT! Your mind goes crazy have they turned like so many others did they run out of food? No they want... they want to see your membership card, but you haven't got one, the last one known was lost in the great fiasco of '45. One sneaks up behind you and you black out. Waking up outside a large building you see a man in a red apron, he shakes his head and you seem to forget why you entered in the first place.
@Drunk with Comments, well? What the heck happened next?
@Drunk with Comments, How could you type that up without including Jamal some how...
@Drunk with Comments, while reading this, one of the songs from The Walking Dead was playing on my iPhone
@Drunk with Comments, you need to write more! I look forward to the next installment in future updates!
@Drunk with Comments, #beststories
@Drunk with Comments, Ive waited 3 years to hear the rest, everyday this story raps itself in my mind, and every one month I come back to see if the story is completed. But to no avail...
@Drunk with Comments, #bestcomments
This is literally my apocalypse plan... I don't want an apocalypse (unlike some crazy people) but hey we've all been bored.
@KiritoSAOHero, as someone who has a ton of issues and can barely function in normal society, an apocalypse sound like a great vacation.
Dang, I knew I should've become a member, now I have to go Wal-Mart. It's the same right?
@AntiTroll Patrol, If anything, that's probably where the zombie apocalypse might start...
@Jenny Talia, great, when its starts im probably gonna be one of the first to turn and i betcha my bosses are still gonna have me do work
OMG!!! I can't believe they skipped life hack #915!!!!
IF... it's not already overrun by insane rednecks
@Whiterun Guard, Come on. The rednecks go to Sam's Club.
@Whiterun Guard, if...if is good..
What you think you're the only one who ever thought of going to Costco? It will be a BLOODBATH at Costco. everyone has the same idea. Hold out in the Costco, but you will all die. I'll be in the woods Daryl Dixoning that hoe.
God dammit Stuckpixel, that was MY zombie apocalypse plan. Now it won't work! }:(
I HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!! .. Or go to Cabelas they got weapons
If someone has a costco card and then becomes a zombie, would the zombie still have the costco card?
Did we all agree to go to Lansin Michigan.
10 April 2014 #10April2014
So a repost, changing "Sam's Club" to "Costco". Pretty sneaky, sis!
Don't forget the Twinkies!
This isn't a life hack so much as it is vital information that should be kept secret at all costs.