"I love you" " See ya in chemistry!" *slams door*
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, your only doing it right if she says then baby show me science *wink wink*
@ThatOneFunnyChic, but I already slammed the door in her face...
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, then open it and say "say hello to my chemistry tube" *takes out glass tube*
@ThatOneFunnyChic, seems like a good ide- OH GOD NO. THE TUBE BROKE WHILE INSIDE HER
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, USE THE EMERGENCY MEAT STICK BEFORE SHE COMBUSTS
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, WE MUST NOT LOOSE HER
@ThatOneFunnyChic, *inserts meat stick* OH FVCK THE GLASS IS IN MY MEATSTICK
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, *hands over beef jerky* DISLODGE THE GLASS THIS OPERATION ISNT OVER
@ThatOneFunnyChic, *shoves beef jerky into her body* ok she's seems to be stabl-FVCK I LEFT MY KEYS INSIDE HER
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, dont worry I got this *puts on thick glasses* im a chemisrty whiz *reaches in and grabs keys* theree ya go
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, *holds finger up* wait WHERES MY PINKY
@ThatOneFunnyChic, sorry..... I got hungry....
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, *looks down* WAIT WHAT IS THT
@ThatOneFunnyChic, that would be what's left of my previous girlfriend
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, HOW DO U STICK A GIRL IN THAT FAR?!
@ThatOneFunnyChic, LOTS AND LOTS OF PRACTICE
@ThatOneFunnyChic, *kicks in double doors* will somebody please explain to me juST WHAT THE FVCK IS GOING ON HERE.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, huh interesting *scribbles in notes* I have noticed the this gf has quite a huge rectum
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, it seems like she likes her chemistry practice quite frequently
@ThatOneFunnyChic, ahh well you see that's why I had to shut her down. Too much open mindedness. And open rectumness
I pictured drake and josh doing all of this and now I'm uncomfortable.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, much understanding she wanted senpai to notice her too hard *looks down* appearently as hard as tht rock over there
@DinkIeberg, chemistry practice my friend quite interesting u see *shows notes*
@Uncle Nipple, lol thanks I just read it in their voices and it was hilarious
@ThatOneFunnyChic, that.... actually is one of my balls
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, tht is very.....interesting why is does it look like tht
@ThatOneFunnyChic, like I said..... chemistry. ..
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, chemistry my ass
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, ITS SCIENCE BISHHH
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, *high fives captain kirk hinrich* THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS TAUGHT ME SO MUCH
@ThatOneFunnyChic, ALL IN THE NAME OF SCIEEEEEENNNCCE
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, Something tells me people arent recognizing where thid line is from
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, tell me is she science *looks at gf on the floor*
@ThatOneFunnyChic, she is, was, and always will be, science.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, reproduction *raises brows*
@ThatOneFunnyChic, REPRODUCE, REPRODUCE, REPRODUCE
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, is that wat u say everytime u go in and out?
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, of the science room I mean *laughs nervously*
@ThatOneFunnyChic, HahhahHAHHAHAMUAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. How do you think she got that way!
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, (takes out paper pen) are you saying that you treat her as a ritual?
@ThatOneFunnyChic, *nervously looks around* REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, wooooahh there keep that thing away too close *backs up*
@ThatOneFunnyChic, sorry... it's been a while since Anyone else has been here. Since.... Johanna....
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, johanna the famous blow up doll? (Scribbles on notepad)
@ThatOneFunnyChic, no... well... yes... You see she was once a person... until she betrayed me. Then I had to skin her.....
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, interesting.........(grabs glass tube with blue liquid) pour it on ur chemistry friend
@ThatOneFunnyChic, fine if that's what you want. Don't tell me I never warned you....*smashes blue liquid into corpse*
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, oh my god *crys in corner* ITS ALIVE
@ThatOneFunnyChic, I told you this would happen. It's broken the laws of science! There's only one place we can find hope now. The Vatican.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, vatican?
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, drake and josh! Drake and Josh!
He's failing the chemistry with his girlfriend
"11/10 Master Flirter" -IGN
14 June 2014 #14June2014
It's ironic because I failed chemistry
I clearly know the sexes when I see them and am what u would call the smoothest of criminals (replaces retainer in mouth and places case in pocket protector )
Plot twist: it's his chemistry teacher
He wants to pass with the chemistry between them, move on to have some biology where they could defy the laws of physics, if ya know what I mean...
What is this implying he was to straight up and didn't create chemistry he simply sux at chemistry or... Oh i thought through what the other person said *mr bean face*
At least they got their priorities straight
As danny sexbang would say NAILED IT!
I guess you could say they have some chemistry.
Yes, I see your subtle attempt to tell the girl you chemistry and that you do not wish to pass up this opportunity. This man is a flirting genius!