More than a little disappointed the door didn't open and knock her down
@thehomage, I was waiting for that the whole time.
@thehomage, with some of those poses that door knob would have gone...well, nvm
@thehomage, What door
That's actually pretty hot
@lakewood20, I weirdly wish I was this flexible
@lakewood20, imagine the positions you can accomplish
@lakewood20, I think I overcharged the battery in my watch
I'm not a huge fan of the ima stick my d1ck in it comments but I really want to stick my d1ck in it
@Bigm222, I'm an average sized fan of those.
Now let's try it naked
Oh WTF She has NO bones!
...I can give her mine
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) noice
She's so flexible that I'm slightly uncomfortable
I... I can almost touch my toes without bending my knees...
@Silver6456, I can almost touch my knees without bending
Is this how one does the sex?
@Alliance, it can be step one.
I can do that I just don't feel like showing off right now
I dont like to stand and eat but, ill make an exception.
My new girlfriend application
Call the exorcist!
Yeah... but what that mouth do?
@The stuff of legend , you are missing a word.
Imagine the sex...
Downloaded for.... science... lots of science
@TheMonkeyGod, that's biology.
@CynicalSir, biology is a science. And he's going to be studying a lot.
Besides sex and impressing people though...how can you use that skill in your day to day? To impress people with sex?
Do you wanna get your pussy eaten? Cuz that's how you get your pussy eaten.
@EatMyAss, and/or her azz
I wanna put my d!ck in it
Welp, that's more than my French fry and whiskey fuelled body can do.
Okay but do you lift?
I can't be the only one thinking the different ways you could bang her while she does yoga
White girls are the future...
That's cool but can she eat a Big Mac in 4 bites? Cause that'd be better
Invisible man? Hello !! Your missing the perfect opportunity
Let the Force flow through you...
I had a girlfriend who could bend over backwards with her hands on the ground... Everyone says that's really hot, but it never served any purpose in our sexy time
Ok boys and girls just admit it we all have dirty minds
And I can barely get out of bed because I strained my hip at work.
I haven't jerked off in days
OK now do it to my djck
How to present a puśsy 101
@aumeng94, or "when Bae says try something freaky"
@Mrfab13, when Bae says let's role play, I'll be the exorcist
Where is the funny
Am I the only one who thought to karate chop her
Ay Dios mio!! 😅
Just enough time to finish!
Hm, can't tell if I need an exorcist or a towel for the mess a just made