The Rangoon mother.
@LorienNine, THE CRAB RANGOOOOON
If you give me food I will murder all your enemies.
@BigJohnson86, would a candy bar be sufficient?
@that crazy Marine, is it king sized? *starts loading hollow points*
My one friend once bought another buddy a donut, it was assumed that this was just a kind gesture until he started hounding buddy for the dollar he spent on the donut. Well long story short, friend gave buddy the dollar in pennies.
They no longer speak.
Omg this is totes presh / judge away
When you're broke, and your friend *takes you to the plasma donation center so you can get some money, and (maybe) save a life.* (Only applies in America)