I got "married" at four, then moved away. Found the girl online though, and she is now WAY out of my league. I've pondered trying to contact her using our "marriage" as an icebreaker... But I'm fairly certain that'd just seem creepy.
@TheStarHawk, bring it up as a joke? Not the opening line or anything though.
@TheStarHawk, what’ve you got to lose, tho?
@A Deformed Penis, that's a valid point.
@TheStarHawk, As a husband, it is your right to take her to your marital bed...