"Can...can I ride you?"
@The Poonisher, /r/Pokeporn
@Cheese Milk, let's just hope he doesn't catch 'em all. Or any actually.
@The Poonisher, dude, she's like, 12
@Jakobian, and the problem is.....
@Jakobian, lol jk no jail for me
@Enigmatic Soul, that first one made me throw up a little
I will honestly admit to wanting to Marathon every single Pokemon episode and movie at some point. I just don't have that type of free time yet.
@stigmaoftherose, Do you want blood red eyes and sleep deprivation?
@stigmaoftherose, and you never will
@Vault Tec, I already have so...
@stigmaoftherose, do yourself a favor and skip Unova. The only saving grace is Team Rocket has good plans and Giovanni- well if you watch it you'll see
@stigmaoftherose, you never will. I bought hundreds of ps1 and ps2 jrpgs to play one time when I have free time. It's been 7 years and my career is taking off and i just play league of legend or watch YouTube when free
@stigmaoftherose, I've also thought of it, but too many banned episodes stops me
@stigmaoftherose, but.. aren't there well over 900 episodes of Pokémon at this point?
@stigmaoftherose, my roommate andI considered it but we did the math and to do it all would take 2 weeks. Non-stop. And that's not including the specials or movies
@Tyler643, and the problem is
@Sluggernot, same here. Except instead of jrpgs I keep trying to get into the new games that keep coming out. And instead of league I play hearthstone. But everything else is the same.
@TORGUE FLEXINGTON, when I retire at the age of 60 I will just set aside a year of my life to catch up, as I would assume that's how long it will tale me at that point.
@stigmaoftherose, i got through the first 800 episodes but they suddenly switched voice actors and i couldnt continue
@stigmaoftherose, there's hundreds of episodes for every new region. Hundreds.
Narrator: Everything was wrong
"It was at this moment that Ash (did not) knew...
He f*cked up.
Ash why are you so innocent? Seriously, how freakin' oblivious are you? This is why you are stuck with Brock and change girls every region.
@SMASHING, well I mean he hasn't been with Brock since 4th gen
@TORGUE FLEXINGTON, well I kinda stopped watching after a while when the jokes they were telling weren't good anymore and stopped using common sense in some occasions, like those shows for really little kids.
@SMASHING, I stopped after 3rd gen but I hear about it every now and then
@TORGUE FLEXINGTON, I still like to play the games, although sadly I haven't gotten around to Sun and Moon
@SMASHING, same here but I bought sun and moon the day they came out and already finished moon. They're really fun you should get them
@TORGUE FLEXINGTON, I want to, but my grade in calculus and my wallet says no. Plus, I'm almost done with Final Fantasy V, and I want to play the others (ffv is the first and only one I've played)
@SMASHING, I hear being in debt is all the rage now you should try it, fvck school amiright?
@TORGUE FLEXINGTON, *obligatory well that escalated quickly* comment
@SMASHING, this really needs a delete comment option
@SMASHING, they do that in purpose to make sure you really really consider things before posting your comment.
She wants the D....... igimon
No wonder Ash hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years
Every conversation between a man and woman ever
Wouldn't it be great if this were a genuine exchange of dialogue in everyday conversation? Hear that, Brenda? SAY WHAT YOU MEAN.
"Oh I thought there was something wrong with you. Well bye!"
"starts to walk away*
*she pulls a weapon and points on him*
"Of course theres something wrong with me! What makes you think there wasn't?"