don't shop Lyft kids
Well his dick is inside them now so he’s so getting sued
@megamanx181x, what store is this?
Asking for a friend
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, “Dicks In You”
@megamanx181x, Her name is Sue?
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, all major retailers have like 3 people who are allowed to touch shoplifters everyone else it’s a liability. Also once you hit a parking lot they can’t follow you anymore in most cases
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, Usually Walmart. Some don't care and tackle you down. Seen a lot shoplifting videos on youtube and its always Walmart breaking that rule anyway. They're supposed to just let them go after they manage to run to the parking lot due to safety reasons
@megamanx181x, reminds me of the time I got a prostate exam it really sucked but idk what the worst part was feeling both of his hands on my shoulders or when he was done he said ok the doctor will be in shortly
@sgc6610, oh no...
I get the joke.....but as long as they are in the store, yes, they are.
@Not him again, Akshually.. the store is defined by four walls, the roof, and the door. You are NOT allowed to detain a shoplifter before he walks out. He/she must physically step out of the door while still having concealed merchandise for it to be considered shoplifting.
@tha5th, dedicated asset protection specialists that work on location are allowed to detain suspects, which is why (among other reasons such as heating and cooling) there is an entrance into the building, and another into the store. After they pass through the scanners with the stolen items, it is considered leaving the "store", however since they have not physically left the building, it still falls under the purview of the asset protection team
@Not him again, I was an asset protection manager for a looooooong time. I can tell you, if my detained anyone before they walked out of the store and the shoplifter sued, they would win as they have before, and I would be forces to terminate members of my team which I also have had to do.
I’m pretty sure I know exactly what he’s watching
Where were the loss prevention officers when we needed them?
Loss prevention officers? Do they prevent the loss memes from getting posted?