Why would you not want that gorgeous creature in your room??
@Juggernaut315, the fuuuuur
@Dexios S Divine, you mean happiness glitter?
@Juggernaut315, original poster is a MONSTER
@Juggernaut315, seriously man that sh!t gets everywhere, I have restricted myself to lightly/non shedding pets because fvck that hair on everything I own
We don't deserve dogs
@alejdran, sure we do, we kinda made them
Let the doggo in the bedroom you monster!
It seems to be working.
*Tries this with cute girl later.
Guys. I think I'm onto something here.
@mas2de, NEVERMIND! DON'T TRY IT!!!
@mas2de, So how much is bail this time?
@ADHDBunniez, idk but they scoffed at my pocket lint. I don't much like this guard. Can you bring coffee and donuts please?
Prepare for the *let the cute animal do the thing, you monster* comments
@WickedStyx, you love that doggo right now you monster.
I just got an ad at the bottom of my screen that is flashing like a strobe light and I think I'm having a seizure
@WickedStyx, a seizure as your typing?...wow that's dedication. 👍🏼
@sassy pantz, all for the glory of the turtle