Hey little girl, come help daddy get his rocks off! Papa wants to show you he's thing!
@I am bacon man, that comment with this pic nearly made me barf
@Jakobian, 95% of what Tobias say is barf/cringe worthy. I love it
@I am bacon man, I fvcking love Tobias. "Analrapist"
Hello Michael! I blue myself!
@I am bacon man, have you got that tape recorder yet?
Do you have anything that says: "daddy loves leather"?
@Soon, do you mean, "leather daddy?"
I love the rich taste and earthy foam of it, great taste too.
Im pretty sure that says anus tart
@RedpandaGoat, no it's "a new start"
What better way to start the day?
I'd eat an anus tart.
I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run and now im left with something of a mess on my hands