"Oh, so I was in your tummy for 3 days?" (Sims reference)
@Super GingerBoy, be careful to go to school everyday because if you miss 3 days you're going to military school (Sims reference)
@BlazingKraken, don't worry, I'll call in "sick"
Well isn't there technically the equivalent of a few terabytes of information in every ejaculation? So it's kind of a download... Plus it takes 9 months to complete...
@Jyu Viole Grace, I'm sorry my uterus' wifi is so damn slow
@AulaniKhaleesi, darn you internet explorer!
@AulaniKhaleesi, get xfinity installed in your uterus will be faster also download google chrome it will start downloading right away
@Jyu Viole Grace, well it downloads in a few seconds, it just takes 9 months to install
@Jarjab2, oh ok. It's a hardware issue haha
No she was 3D printed
You don't know anything MOM. I'm CLEARLY an internet child.
You were born with a single 29mb thing from dad that happened to be a virus and mutated an egg inside me and kept duplicating its space until I had no more ram or hardive space so we had to do a system reboot to clean out all thebexcess data. And thus you are here
Does anyone else see her arms. They Huge!!!
This is why you always seed your torrents
I was virus
I wasn't born, I was extracted.
...I was a c-section
She was uploaded, if you know what I mean.
I didn't raise you like this,Jimmy bob!
You're not my real motherboard!
Lier! I am from the interwebz!
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@man0fsteel, quick! It's our time to shine, think of something funny! Uhhh.... Potato