My girlfriend at the time called me a 'pedophile'. I replyed with 'thats a big word for a 6 year old'.
@jmorgie97, oh dear sweet mother of goodness
@jmorgie97, not sure if clever joke i don't understand, or you like to molest children
@jmorgie97, hahah I remember that picture!
Bitch you is fine, your hair smells like pine I'm feeling at my prime So it's probably bang time
@BoJo, Jesse Pinkman? Is that you?
@Felix the Bear, that was a horrible joke, just down vote the heck out of it
@Felix the Bear, too bad i upvoted it
@BoJo, We'll bang, okay?
rtweet if u cri everi tiem
@boomerANG Squad, this isn't twitter
@JGFTW, THIS. IS. FUNNYPICS!
@boomerANG Squad, guys, he's not being serious. I feel like everyone here doesn't understand satire
@Mister Saxophone, *kicks into well*
@JGFTW, no this is patrick
Only a nine.
@Angelic Wisdom, Fine then. 9.1
@RetardedSeagull, now that b!tch is fine.
That was actually good lol
I worried about the uploader's username...
Is anyone concerned that the uploaders name is literally about a guy named william sh*tting inside of some woman?
*Bjtch, you are fine *that *it has a flawless design *bjtch, you are fine *that *your teeth has got some shine *I'm going to take you to dine *bjtch, you are fine *you are at least a number nine *I'm going to make *bjtch, you are fine *those stars are aligned.
Used benign wrong
I could feel the panties dropping from here
Man... I wish my boyfriend was this sweet to me :/
Read this in snoop dogs voice
27 April 2014 #27April2014
How base god got his girl
I love this poem but a benign smile?
I wouldn't mind getting this
Shakespeare, Byron, and Keates would all be turning in their graves right now...the devolution of romanticism...
Says the tower of pimps...
That was beautiful! *shed tear*