That would be an interesting blow job
@stripper cop , "we're going to Tony's house."
"I fvcking hate Tony."
"well, I'm going to blow him, so you better get ready for ball duty."
I definitely recommend looking him up if you haven't already!
@a full hole, I love that bit. Laughed my a$$ clean off first time I heard it. He's one of my favorites.
@stripper cop , "alright who wants to taste it and who wants to smell it" -family guy cutaway
@a full hole, Would you marry your mom?
@stripper cop , 2 words for you. Neck job.
@a full hole, Tom Segura was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this pic 👍🏽
@a full hole, I just watched his stand up after reading your comment and I was dying. It was hilarious. 10/10
@stripper cop , think of the sex and double orgasms
I love two-for-one deals
Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Making fun of a girl with two heads and one butthole
Flip a coin to see who gets the load
I met these twins once at Six Flags Astroworld in Houston. I was like 10 or so and we got on one of those rides with the boats that make a big splash when the come down, it was really fun. They seemed nice.
Are there 4 tits?
@CallMeZan, This is the real question. So you have 3 spots to choose from?
"Who wants to taste it and who wants to smell it" asked her date
Not cool.... but funny!
Everyone says "I'm going to hell for laughing at this" but in this case you're actually right. Definitely going to hell.