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"Anything you say can and will be held against you" "BOOBIES!"
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@Sexy Homunculus, I would be Russian to say "Sexy Homunculus" and they would be Putin you against me. *Sigh* Beria, my buddy, would be proud...
@Sexy Homunculus, "DA BOOTY"
@Sexy Homunculus, Do sviboobiesvia!
@Sexy Homunculus, so only say my name! It will be held against you.
@SimonPetrikov, i dont know man; all I see is chicks with no booty, they aint got sh*t.
@Sexy Homunculus, That was a line in Shear Madness
"Talk dirty to me" "I have a fuzzy hat and am trained in hand to hand combat" "Please, my penis can only get so erect"
The bail? Service us!
Unrelated, but has anyone heard from "I shjt you not" recently?
@Magic Grapefruit, yes we play chess and...beatbox on the weekends (good, good now they think you have a social life and uh...what's that word for people close to you? Fries? Yes, fries!) Me and him are best fries.
@Intergalactic Crust, fries I wish I had best fries.
@Magic Grapefruit, sidenote: that was a lie. I know nothing regarding his current circumstances and apologize for my lie.
@Intergalactic Crust, yes, I still blame his disappearance on Nicolas Cage. Oh well. He was a good man. I just wish we could have become better fries.
Unrelated, but has anyone heard from 'Glorious Grapefruit' recently?
1 July 2014 #1July2014
F--k the police!
@Gavin, literally
Legs for days
They’re wearing heels? As police officers? How impractical! Justice doesn’t matter if I’m *fabulous*!
Ussian
Trust me,you won't have to beg.Odds are they were after you anyways.
Then you go to the goulag
Those heels are so impractical.
dosh laßīen putis lahen (show me that ass girl in Russian)
Time to move to Russia
Um, anybody notice the unattended stroller in the back?
@Cabanguy95, it's not unattended the person walking it was just cut out of the photo.
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"Anything you say can and will be held against you" "BOOBIES!"