Now he's going after his first criminal. *wipes tear from eye. They grow up so young.
"Get in the car!" *jumps in the trunk*
@DontJudgeMeByMySocks, no room. *places criminal on hood of the car*
City of Phoenix! Upvote for the Valley of the Sun!
@Negamanee, I was there last summer, and I swear I saw this police car! Haha
It seems he's spotted his favorite prey, the young African American
Down vote for repost
@charizard king, Upvote for the Phoenix Police
What's the worst that's going to happen? Get 50 miles to the gallon?
16 September 2014 #16September2014 #September 2014
They grow up so fast..
Beasty beast is on a roll today
I couldn't imagine how much that must suck. After years of training, im finally a police officer! "Hey newbie, you get the smart car!"
YES! Almost barely any commenters! Now is my chance! *tries to make funny comment* *violently fails*
@Princess Zelda, all you have to is tell a random story or make a stupid pun. It works 60% of the time 100% of the time