Hey everyone, off character for a bit. A while back I said I was getting a book published. Well it finally did and I'm glad that it is. However I wasted to much already and don't have enough for marketing, so it's not in book stores but it can be bought in amazon and ebook. I know I have no real hope of you guys buying it but I did include all of you in the dedication, the book is called Falling Into Darkness by Alex Diaz. I hope you guys have a chance to take a look at it because I hope you like it. It's set in the future and I did reverse cliches like the hero shoots the bad guys in the shoulder but the bad guys are able to shoot accurate. Thanks I would appreciate your guys and gals support. Back to character.
@Master Alucard, right on. We have an author on our team; too bad I'm broke, dude. Sorry
@Master Alucard, just looked it up I love the author bio that's fantastic ha ha book sounds good too good luck
@JenLawrenceBoobs, haha thanks, same here about being broke. I'll write more books and always put funny pics in my dedications.
@TheCowboy, yeah they ask me to write a few sentences, they didn't expect me to add more on the final revision, anything to beat iFunny.
@Master Alucard, I'm actually thinking about writing a novel/screenplay within the next few years. I'll definitely look for it on Amazon.
@Sexy Homunculus, heres a hint, DON'T WAIT! Start now. And hell, I'll want to read anything sexy homunculus writes, if you need any help, you know you can call on this guy for help.
@Master Alucard, ok maybe my message will send the third time. Everyone needs help starting so I bought a copy.. Kind of expensive though =P. when I finish do you want me to give you my honest feedback?
@Master Alucard, I'm trying to take you seriously but I really love your username and Alucard. Especially the Abridged series. But I screenshotted your message so I have a higher chance of actually checking out your book.
@18bluecat, course I love honest feedback. Thank you bluecat.
@ButtRehab, thanks, and haha yeah I love Hellsing too. I might have added a Hellsing reference in the book.
@Master Alucard, the book looks amazing I'll definitely buy it. "And hates ifunny but loves the app Funny Pics by StuckPixel" best author bio ever!
@KillerofJokes, thanks haha i knew you guys would like that part.
@Master Alucard, that's awesome! Congrats! I too have been working on a book for over a year now (I keep procrastinating and waiting for it to be perfect) it's a bad habit I have haha
@PeppyHare, haha don't feel bad about that, I've worcrastinated on that book for two years. Don't lose hope, you'll get there.
@Master Alucard, Is it Poe_Geek?
@RetardedSeagull, I'm sorry, but i don't understand what you mean.
@Master Alucard, I saw a book written by Poe_Geek entitled Falling Into Darkness, and thoight it was you. I realised soon after, it wasn't, though.
@Master Alucard, and congratulations on writing a book!
@Master Alucard, im debating between your book and Just Cause 2.
@I like Ike, now I'm debating with that choice myself. Just cause is tempting though.
@Master Alucard, I really like the cover art. Did you make that yourself?
@ADepressedWhaIe, no, I tried to make one, but then I got lazy and picked two pictures, the city and the blood splattered bullet holed glass and had the mix it together.
@Master Alucard, bought!
@Master Alucard, I'm a book junkie, so you can count me in!
@Master Alucard, I just bought it. I have your back Funnypics brother.
@Shipmaster Tittles, thank you, it really means a lot.
@Master Alucard, it's nothing. You following your dream like that is inspiring.
@Shipmaster Tittles, sorry i accidentally downvoted you by accident i meant to upvote you. I'm so sorry about that.
@Master Alucard, haha it's fine
@Shipmaster Tittles, sorry about that. I hope you like the book.
@Master Alucard, I've already started reading it and it looks incredible so far!
@Tubby Lumpkins, thanks
@Master Alucard, I read the preview online and loved it. I plan on buying it soon. Best of luck.
@Master Alucard, Sounds like a Mass Effect type thing goin on.
@Master Alucard, I'll try to buy your book. I don't have a a lot of cash, but anything for a FP Brother.
I would like to contact you. I am entering my senior year at high school and for my project I would like to record an audiobook I would like to use your book I'd like your feedback! You can email me at email@example.com the email was made a long time ago but if you like I could also send you a copy.
@Shipmaster Tittles, i messaged you on your email ^.^
@Master Alucard, thank you I'll look as soon as I can
@Master Alucard, 15 months after you made this comment. I hope you've been as successful as you planned to be. Will check out your book, thank you
"Awww, it's growing up so fast"
@Baby Rhino, hopefully not towards his baby
@casypup, Or his babies... "eggs."
Fun fact: Kangaroos have three vaginas.
@Master Alucard looks like a good book...its going on my reading list.
Real question is why is a kangaroo lifting his pants anyway
Anyone notice the balls being knee height?
*plot twist* there is actually a baby kangaroo in his pants
7 September 2014 #7September2014
@TheCowboy, yeah they asked me to write one, course on the last revision, I added more to it without them noticing. Hehehehe I had to add you again. Anything to beat iFunny
That's what your mom said last night!!......oh wait
YEAH! WELL YOU HAVE A SMALL WIENER!