Hoping this get uploaded in time for Canada Day
FEAR ME, RINK-MAN FROM SKATINGVILLE! IT IS I, NORTH STRONG ZAMBONI, AND IM ABOUT TO POLISH YOUR ICE (gay porno starts)
@BoomPowYeah, that sounds like a JoJo villain's name.
@BoomPowYeah, ft. Double Double Two Four
@BoomPowYeah, lucky! Mine is Sorry back bacon.... Nothing cool I can say about that.
@Steaknuggets, at least it isn't bytown toque, sounds like peregrin's sexually confused cousin
@BoomPowYeah, AND TIS I! NORTH STRONG CHEESECURD! PREPARE TO BE PASTEURIZED!
@BoomPowYeah, HOLD RIGHT THE FVCK ON!!! Your birthday is October 17th too?!!!!! I'm 10/17/1989 what's yours?!
@WelI Obviously, you my good sir, are two years older than me :)
@BoomPowYeah, ah you must be a relative of myself, the honorable MOONSHINE ZAMBONI
@BoomPowYeah, your parents made you on New Year’s Eve.
@shnickelfritz, (pregnancy is actually 9 months and two weeks)
I'm known for not having any feeling of cold temperatures so it fits
@Redtiger, Ice cold moose eh? But I'm the Ice cold moose around here and we don't need anymore hosers. Sorry I didn't mean it. We can make room for ya, buddy.
Sorry Back Bacon
Sorry Postal Code.... Okay then.
Happy birthday gastineau ketchup chips
Double-Double Postal Code
@Doctor Krieger, ayyy, I was born 9/28/1999, what about you fellow double-double postal code?
These always remind me of moon moon
Cross country screech. Oof.
"Prepare for trouble." "And make it--" DOUBLE DOUBLE OGOPOGO!
"great...THIS guy again."
@A pet named Steve, sorry screech.....
@Jebodeiasque, We must be cousins or something. I'm Double-Smoked Loonie.
Mine comes out to... Gatineau Postal code -_-
Mine’s straight up sounds like an insult: Sorry Hoser
As a Canadian I can confirm that my name is Double Double Snowbird.
Maple cheese curd sounds delicious
I always get bad ones with these, I'm double-double postal code, yippie
Sorry hoser is an insult and an apology at the same time
Be sure to include the last four digits your Social Security number and mother's maiden name in the comments for best results
I'm Moonshine Snowbird ...fits me perfectly 😅
Hi I'm cross-country moose
(I can totally see this a being a cartoon show)
Ice cold Zamboni. I guess that's accurate?
What's a Gatineau?
@Nudity Industries, City/town next to Ottawa
Sorry Zed. Zeds dead baby.
@k1ngs4ndm4n, maple toonie here
Flannel ski doo
Eewww my moms is maple cheesecurd lol
@PunnyBaker, yo a maple cheesecurd sounds amazing. Unrelated but what's your mom up to tonight?
Plaid canuck. Ironic since i actually do live in BC lol
I'm keeping it that's awesome
I googled my Canadian name and it just showed me this picture.
I am Maple Ski Doo!
Whats a nanaimo bar
@LV100Charizard, delicious dessert
I am Ice cold Puckbunny
Ice-cold goose sounds good to me
Could be worse
Ice-Cold Postal code
Ice cold two four.......wth is a two four
@mycatsanahole, 24 pack of beer
@mycatsanahole, same as me hah. Long live 24 august.
@Mathies, ah nice
@Alpier, hello fello virgo.
I think it worked.
I'm flannel lumberjack.
Sounds pretty Canadian to me
@Themightyjonas, hey so am I!! Hi twin from another place!!
Double-double screech.... Canadian rapper 🤷♂️
Plaid Toonie. What's does toonie mean?
@Ashoka02Tano, it's a coin worth $2 CAD.
@Doctor Krieger, Thanks
@Quaaludes, yo we got the same birthday
Moonshine Nanaimo Bar