The other day I passed by a bar and saw a sign hanging over the bar that read, "Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; Hand job: 20.00."
Checking my wallet for the necessary payment, I walked up to the bar and beckoned to one of the three hot waitresses.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering, are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs. "Indeed I am."
I replied, "Well, go and wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich!"
@D0N RAM0N, "blowjobs come with a free cheese sandwich if you nut in my mouth"
@D0N RAM0N, I was expecting it to end with something to do with tree fiddy
@D0N RAM0N, #bestcomments
@D0N RAM0N, I remember this post
@MlKE D, two for one anal at my restaurant
Instructions weren't clear enough, it attracted the boys to my yard
@Fat cow, sounds like you made a milkshake
@irishdude, more like a ... Milkstake.... I'll see my self out now
@Fat cow, instructions weren't clear enough, accidently made a "How To Basic" video.
@Fat cow, seriously made me laugh !!!
That's the best thing since sliced bread
I'd stick my D!ck in that!!
@Sam da ram, makes it taste that much better
@Tyler643, especially when you add mayonnaise ;)
Looks like I have a new taquito in my speedo
Well guess I'm getting diabetes
I enjoy the humor this maker has, not leaving out the "oops a chocolate chip fell off the bread"
How to die
I want to see How to Basic try this.
@The Imaginaut, oh good. I'm not alone. Now all I can hear in my head is his wierd grunts and butter being slapped.
Dat bread tho
I'm too stoned and it's way too late to be presented with these wonderfully delicious ideas.
I thought it said crushed grandma crackers..
Anyone else expecting dick-butt?
Way too much work