But what if she’s mouthing holy sh1t because she’s just seen another ghost?
@2807Ollie, plot twist!
I'm like a quarter black so I'll be out that shjt in 00.003 sec flat.
@SmartAleck, whenever someone says they’re half black or a quarter black I always imagine like 3/4 of theyre body is white with just a quarter of it randomly being black
@2807Ollie, and we all know which part we imagine as black...
it's the penis.
*at interview to be a logger*
Interviewer: What qualifies you for this job?
Me: You know the Sahara Forest?
Interviewer: You mean the Sahara Desert?
Me: That’s what they call it now.
Interviewer: You’re hired!
Well since there are no ghosts no reason to hire you then. Thanks for coming.
I think of the guy wide eyed and open mouth and trembling as he says this, also with a high pitch