And who can forget the instant classic from Hamlet
Hamlet: O fvck
@SqurtieMan, a vampire bit me right in the fvcking neck!
To be fair thy's mother is a whore
@Lastmanonearth, But does she know you weareth her drapes?
@Lastmanonearth, she's a harlet
Another one, from The Comedy of Errors: "No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip, she is spherical, like a globe, I could find out countries in her."
One of my favorites from Romeo and Juliet
"Do you bite your thumb at me sir?!"
"No sir, but I do bite my thumb."
*Biting ones thumb is equivelant to flipping the bird.
I love this
Times have not changed
He invented your mother jokes