Wow, she's that old...
@Allmetal Fullchemist, *air horn*
@Allmetal Fullchemist, funny name :)
For anyone wondering,
"Thou hast undone our mother."
"Villain, I have done THY mother."
@Commander Peanuts, Beat me to it.
@Ryjaki, that's ok. You can name the play if you want.
@Commander Peanuts, Doth mother know thou weareth her drapes?
@Commander Peanuts, Titus Andronicus
The opening scene of Romeo And Juliet has a guy (Sampson) taking his djck out and pretending it's a sword for a gag.
A "yo momma" joke doesn't surprise me.
Another great addition to the English language by Shakespeare
This just goes to prove that your mother has been around the cobblestone block since William Shakespeare
It's always a good back up plan
@ComedyPro, like your mom..
So are dick and fart jokes.
Thy mother is plump like a bovine.
I mean, he DID invent it.
Doth Mother know you wearth her drapes?