I like real rule number 4. Seriously guys, I do not like pulling you over drunk. No one comes out of that happy. And everyone is less happy if you hit someone or something while doing so. Just don't do it.
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, if you ever drive around a military instillation on a Sunday night you'd be amazed at all the cars swerving around back to their barracks. Funny as hell
@Abusive Breasts, I believe you.
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, are you an actual police officer? O:
@A Pickle , No. This post was in character. But I am in the process of becoming one. And I don't like people driving under the influence. I won't let people drive drunk. I've taken random people's keys from them if I can tell they're drunk and trying to get into their car. I'm Canadian so fights don't start over it.
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, oh o was just wondering but that's pretty cool. I've never drank and don't plan to but I don't really drive either so I don't think I'll have that issue.. anyways, good luck on becoming an officer man!
@A Pickle , Thanks! I'm going for border patrol. Someone's gotta keep you Americans out. :P jk
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, aw :( but I like Canada...
@A Pickle , ok. You can come in. But no one else.
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, haha alright, actually never been to Canada, but the thought of there being more wilderness than down here sounds awesome. While I can't live without internet, I'm not a city person. Understandable though why you'd want to keep out some americans... people here can be really really stupid....
@A Pickle , I actually haven't had any issue with Americans. Just see a lot of Internet stupidity on behalf of America. Plus your candidates are.. Just.. I don't have words.
However, Canada's upper 2/3 are basically forest and ice so ya come on up lol
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, yeah, though I have seen some stupid people around, I've never personally known any. And yes... the candidates are... eh.... I'm staying out of politics.. I don't even want to vote..
Awesome I'll bring a 6 pack of.... orange juice! ;D I want to go ice skating so bad now...
Who knew I'd be all the answers?
@MASTURBATION, especially for #5
Reppin the vape naysh
John, your life is a mess
Go fvck yourself!
I treat the pussy like a queen. I'm poor so I never meet it.
J wizzle is a little catty.
VAPE NATION... V/\/...
*fonds restroom to go fvck myself*
@Taquito Speedo, *finds....I'm not sure what the original statement implies now
@Taquito Speedo, what Glorious lovingly does to Wonka...😉
@RhettandLink, and Bob with Wonka as well
Remove the W. Jizzle's party rules