Restroom floor, you maniac? Do it in your coffee like the rest of us.
@Barry Dylan, *your bosses coffee
@ThePandaPool , I can't do it in his coffee and his wife... I have limits.
@Barry Dylan, use a condom and you can do both.
@Barry Dylan, that was a brilliant comeback! Have a upvote
You must really hate your job to have zero fuvks to do that
Do people actually jack it at work?
@Bird on a Rock,
I did today. We had a 3 1/2 hr meeting to resolve a keying issue with client files and we solved nothing. I went into the bathroom and came twice because it was a waste of time.
@timofborg, that’s productivity right there
@timofborg, I respect that
@Bird on a Rock, That’s one line I could never cross. I worked with a nurse once, though, who carried a bullet vibrator on her keychain, and would go work some things out in her car on her break.
@Bird on a Rock, I work in an office and im the only one on my floor and beat my meat the other day since the restroom is only used by me and I wanted to pass the time
@Bird on a Rock, My branch is so slow sometimes that I get bored enough to go in the executive bathroom and wack off
I've bated at work. Worn a tail, remote vibrator.
I am truly a whore. An attention seeking whore.
And proud of it.
@Jessie02, please let me know if there are openings at your current employer
If its looking back at you in any way you should probably seek medical attention
Nah bro. I don't mess around like that, I only beat my meat on the clock