Puncture her tires during lunch, knock out the rich kid in school, and use his car to give the girl a ride home like a normal teenager.
@Man with a Cat, or you could ask her out, get rejected and have a sad fap like actual normal teenagers
@Man with a Cat,
Damn I wish I thought of that when I was in high school, I just popped out the old chloroform and kidnapped her.
@Georgis Khan, whether or me make the sex on each other it always ends with a sad fap and missing kidney.
@PottedPlant, ether is easier to get.
His spidey sense is not the only thing tingling
33 year old me being a creep in my car*