"Hey you're kinda cute"
"You're fvcking damn right I am" *throws a chair*
@Abusive Breasts, you get it. Stacy from high school called the cops on me because I was "sexually harassing" her. I just told her her titties where perfect for motorboating. Fvckin bjtch
When they say my mixtape is fire
My sons have beautiful eyes & get complimented on them a lot. It took me years to get my youngest to quit saying "I know". I kept telling him to just say thank you. He now says "Thanks, I know." Progress I guess...
Are we not gonna talk about how that thing looks like The Roadrunner And a Moblin had a little too much to drink?
I usually say 'I know, but thanks for noticing.'
That's what I always say.