Requested upload, Zeus the mastiff tops in at 260 and gives tons of love and slobber kisses!
That's "The Beast" from the sandlot! Don't lie to me. Srsly tho awesome pup. 10/10 KittyVonKylee
@TheHippie52, thank you!! Hims a very good boy :)
@KittyVonClaude, oh god I wanna hug him so bad. I could ride him into battle lol my dog is 9 pounds and could easily sit on his head. Sooo cute!
@KittyVonClaude if you see this please give the pupper a hug for the fp community
@jeewjitsu000, awwws I will!!!
@KittyVonClaude, thank you 😄 also that is one adorable mountain of doggo you have the
@jeewjitsu000, mountain of doggo! Ha that's great. He sure is. Story time: when he was 11 weeks old, he was already 31 pounds. Anyways, that weight coupled with the fact he was still an awkward puppy, he would get half way up the stairs and rest before going up all the way. One day he stopped with his arm resting on the stair and his fat belly sprawled out down the stairs. (Picture 'paint me like one of your french girls'). So I took a pic of it and wrote on it "I don't always climb the stairs, but when I do, I rests." It was my phone background for months. :)
@KittyVonClaude, Daw and is imagining kinda like a Slinky with his stomach on the next step lol
@KittyVonClaude, my dogs sleep 20 hours a day. Lazy ass Golden Retrievers :)
@SchroedingerPussPuss, YAS! My other dog Jake just passed away a few months ago, a pure golden. He was 14. He was such a good boy. I miss him so much.
@KittyVonClaude, I have a JAKE TOO. Joe and Jake. 11 and 10 years old. We do not deserve dogs--definitely Do not deserve Goldens :( I'm sorry for your loss! An client told me once about his Golden named Abby. Best damn dog a guy could ever have. He said,"I've buried my mother. I've buried my father. I've even buried my brother... you know your family is going to die. But I still can't get over the death of my dog! I will never get over it."
@SchroedingerPussPuss, awwww. Damn I know, we don't deserve dogs, but I'm so glad we have them and they love us.
Let's get this to recent
@Mr Sarcastic, you did it! Greetings brave traveler of the dangerous uncut region of our great land! We of the recent region salute your bravery.
Oh my god! Giant Pupper!!! I want to hug it!
Also, I made it into a pic *pumps fist*
@Proactive Citizenry , *fist bump*
@KittyVonClaude, he looks like a very good boy.
@TeaEarlGreyHot, thank you!! Wait, me or Zeus? (Insert Lenny Face)
I appreciate the effort put into the layout of this picture.
@Weird Porn Stash, correct format matters for sure
This is the true purpose of the uncut section
Looks like a beige version of Hagrid's dog from Harry Potter. Anyone remember its name?
@AnonymousCrab, fang. Why do I remember that
I just want to give home snuggles!
260 lbs is INSANE! This coming from the proud owner of 4 newfoundlands and her own English mastiff. I've never heard of a dog that weighs that much, is he healthy? (Not being judgy, just genuinely curious)
@lovely imposter, yes! Okay, maybe he's a tad overweight. But his vet says he's doing wonderful!
They even bought a special stretcher for him for when he gets older!
I had to have custom wooden stairs built for him so he can climb up them into the car! He a very spoiled good boy!
@KittyVonClaude, haha yeah my dad needed to build special stairs for our dogs to climb on their bed and into the car, so I totally get it! I'm glad he's healthy and I hope you can have a long and happy life with him! I fricking love big dogs.
I absolutely love that ball of cuteness. You got blessed with an adorable doggo.
@Scornfulsky, thank you! I shall give him kisses for us all
I know a mastiff! Big sleepy puppy
@Trump Repellant, yes!! My Zeus sleeps all the time!!
That's an epic mount to ride into battle