At least you're 5' 3". I'm 5' 1" and I can tell you, the shorter you are the more you wanna fight people. It's like with big dogs and chihuahuas.
@OneHellOfAButler, I dig short chicks
@crisptone , i dig people who dig short chicks
@OneHellOfAButler, I'm 6'3", and I can tell you that the last thing I want to do is fight someone that's 5' tall. Short people fight the devil, and especially short people who know how to fight.
The only way I can reliably win that fight is to fall on them.
@crisptone , me too
@crisptone , I dig tall guys mainly for their large sweaters and comfy hugs when I can bury my face into their tummies.
@I Are Lebo, its true. I take Brazilian JuJutsu classes, my sister (5'2") is a 4th degree black belt in karate, and my mom (also 5'2") takes kickboxing classes. They say it's for self defense, but I just like to think that small people are closer to hell and that's why I like fighting people so much.
@OneHellOfAButler, I like short chicks because I like to playfully man handle them. Also being short comes with a lot of feistiness and that's a bit of a turn on.
@OneHellOfAButler, it's a pity we are on the Internet and therefore unable to trust one another, as I am a tall guy and I love hugs and sweaters.
If I knew you in person I'd totally ask you out.
(In a weird way, I'm also attracted to women that are capable of kicking my ass)
@I Are Lebo, and we're both Jewish too! (I've read some of your past comments) Dang, if only the internet was trustworthy
@OneHellOfAButler, do you use Facebook?
@I Are Lebo, No, actually other than Snapchat this is pretty much my only form of "social media". I know that's weird for someone in college (especially nowadays) but I don't know stuff like Facebook always just bugged me.
@OneHellOfAButler, I have a Facebook, but I never use it. I was asking because I was curious.
I'm from Toronto, Ontario. You?
@I Are Lebo, Miami, Florida. Damn, I'm pretty much as far away from you as North America allows 😂
@OneHellOfAButler, damn. That's a pity. I'm actually in Los Angeles now dogsitting for my brother, whose on set in Cincinnati (he's a producer), so I'm as far from home as I can be yet still just as far from you. 😓
@I Are Lebo, that sucks (not the dog sitting part, dogs are awesome). I don't really connect with people outside of the internet that well, so it would have been cool to meet someone from funnypics in real life.
@OneHellOfAButler, it really would have.
@OneHellOfAButler, I'm from Florida
@OneHellOfAButler, My gf isn't even 5ft. and she hates fighting. I am wel over 6ft and I fight out of boredom.
@OneHellOfAButler, pretty sure with Snapchat you can deny people right? (I ask my gf all the social media related questions.) But you could reply to him in multiple comments kind of like a puzzle for him to figure out that he would see in his activity feed. Or @I Are Lebo, could make a Snapchat and do the same. It's at least fun to communicate with people.
@I Are Lebo, 👆
@mas2de, I can give that a try. I've never actually used snapchat before.
@I Are Lebo, sadly, I can relate
@OneHellOfAButler, *rests arm on your head* For a 6'4" guy, I feel pretty passive.
@I Are Lebo, IM SIX TWO IM THE TALLEST ON THE APP LETS GET ITTT
@Ajay Ghale, aw shít
@I Are Lebo, nvmmm
@stadium seating, .........
Well if you want we can wrestle... if you know what I mean
@Blackmagicm93, I see what you are talking about.
Let's go SUMO WRESTLING all fat boys lezzz go
@NSA is watching you, (lips not matching what I say) to bring honor to my family I will defeat you.
@Blackmagicm93, why don't they match, I am going to bring dishonor on you, dishonor on your family, dishonor on your cow
@NSA is watching you, no... not my cow
Wish I was 5"3. I'm only 4"11.
@volence, could sit on my shoulders and we'll walk around like that. Just mind your forehead. And your farts.
Well atleast you're not just some dumb bunny
At least you could probably take that bunny on then
I'm watching Zootopia rn