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Once upon a time, there was a bowl of soup. There was nothing speciql about this bowl, it couldn't even dance. One day a lizard came and saw the bowl. He pitied it, so he took it to space. The bowl felt happy for the first time, but it couldn't think, being an inanimate object and all. on Couples nowadays (Upvotes: 55)
@Hobochicken, I don't know what I was expecting when I posted that comment, but this chain of comments certainly was not it. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 39)
I met a nest of bonobo monkeys once. They asked me if I could direct them to the nearest state farm agent. I told them to look for a man in khakis. Next thing I know, some elementary kid was jumped because he couldn't provide proper insurance for a boat. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 29)
Once upon a time there was a jellyfish. The jellyfish planned to sue a window making company for using his name, Richard, without his permission. He tried to get a lawyer, but he was off cliff-diving and his phone was missing in action. Too bad, the jellyfish would just have to swallow his street whole. The End on Stretch armstrong (Upvotes: 23)
Once upon a time there was a flower. The flower was a very skilled dog whisperer. One day she was hired to fetch someones bird cage. While doing this important job she met a caveman. The caveman tried to sell her a pack of gum. When she refused the caveman called the Chinese mafia, and the flower had to move to Switzerland. on She'll whoop you (Upvotes: 20)

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