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And now, a dance number for the nutcracker on The Nicholas Brothers (Upvotes: 56)
CHOO CHOO MUTHAFVCKERS on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 55)
“It’s an essential oil, he’s got everything he needs to be cured, I just don’t understand how he’s not getting better!” -You mean you don’t understand how rubbing the skin with concentrated plant matter, basically coating the outside of our epidermal layer with plant juice, on something whose main job it is to keep outside things from entering the body, isn’t actively dispersing throughout the entire body and pursuing/destroying every molecule unique to that of a specific RNA virus, something that which, has already duplicated and spread rapidly throughout the kid’s body to the point that visible symptoms are shown as a result of widespread cell death? Weird. Must be God’s will huh? on n/a (Upvotes: 53)
@VibratingButtChomper, what was that last one? on All girl massage *lenny face* (Upvotes: 47)
Barista: So when I asked for Leslie, and you answered, why on God’s green Earth did you think I was talking to you? Customer: Pffft because you’re making my order. Can you believe this snotty know-it-all? *gestures to other customers avoiding eye contact* The customer is always right! I’m a mom so I shouldn’t have to deal with this. I’m sure your manager wouldn’t like to hear how you treat customers! Hmph! Barista: For fvcks sake Karen, here’s your double shot caramel macchiato so you can keep yourself awake enough to ferry your two little shjts to school while you wash dishes at home and lament getting creampied by the whole basketball team while you still have no idea who the father is so you take out your petty little anger on how much of a dumb bjtch you are on retail workers because you think having someone dump a load in you & walking out is the equivalent of a college education/free pass for you to talk shjt to everyone else Karen: O-omg. HOW. DARE. YOU. Barista: It’s $9.37 btw on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 46)

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