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A Little Stitious

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@MathMan, Australia is at the bottom of the earth so they need harnesses to keep them attached to the ground (cause gravity pulls things down, not push things up, duh). Aussies are specialists with the advanced technology of the boomerang. This smart man noticed the weak harness and took advantage of the situation. The result: the poor mate, having a broken harness, was left with nothing to keep him from falling off the earth and falling into the Sun. on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 47)
@msgt, So there's one time before prom, I wanted to get some flowers and rent a limo for my date. When I went to the florist, there was no line. When I went to rent a limo, there was no line. All was well, but when prom finally came, I was thirsty and wanted to drink so I went to get some punch. And sadly, there was one heck of a punch line. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 45)
@ReeseBobby, or it’s cause she’s dating you for the sole reason of your amazing skills of being able to balance any spoon on your head. And she wants to be sure you’re not a phoney so she checks on a regular basis on Spoon (Upvotes: 40)
The tie being out of the jacket bothers me on Mark 2016 (Upvotes: 37)
I think it defeats the purpose of a diaper.. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 36)

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