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This reminds of story.... A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land! No questions asked! Do you understand ?" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's bull.The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs. "Your badge, show him your badge!" on He is a good cow, brunt (Upvotes: 64)@ABH, Thank you for serving our country. on Funnyism Picture (Upvotes: 59)
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Free college advice from a super super senior who has been in college for 7 years (working on graduate degree) always find the cheap alternative for books. Borrow a friend's, buy it off of a senior who needs cash. Amazon and chegg have decent rentals just do not return them late. Book stores are a ripoff and should never be trusted. Buy offline at Abebooks or halfpricedbooks. International books are almost always identical but printed at a cheaper cost generally without color ink. Save your money so you don't have to eat at the dining hall. Also, never keep excess money from loans that you can return. That sh!t will haunt you years later on Funny Pics (Upvotes: 27)
@TheWhiteGuy3, this is fantastic on I am a fan of this (Upvotes: 25)
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